Heard in the Halls

These are three of my favorite not-so-quotable quotes from the JC:

Jake: "Can we watch Lord of the Rings instead of having a midterm?"

Everyone: "Yeah, yeah, let's take a vote. Let's do this democratically."

Jake: "We want a king! We want a king! We want a king!"

James: "Waka Waka healed the world. Can we just let it heal us?"

Jake: "You know who Jason Bourne's dad is?"

Me: "No."

Jake: "Chuck Norris. You know who Chuck Norris's dad is?"

Me: "No."

Jake: "Indiana Jones. You know who Indiana Jones's dad is?"

Me: "Chuck Norris?"

Jake: "That's amazing and it works."